parents coming to visit for a week
need to wash the floors, make sure the toilets are vomit free, and hide the giant box of condoms
also buy in extra wine.
just say the condoms are for them
nobody bones on my couch but me
seems selfish imo
nobody bones on my couch but me, and the person I am boning at that moment.
… Come to think of it, that sounds a lot more comfortable.